ahh fuck ok uh
sleep headcanon: i all ready kinda went into how he isn’t gonna get rid of the car bed for wayyy too long uhh.
he was weirded out and always fully clothed when he first started sharing a room with Billy, but after a while it was kinda like ehhh and now he’s just in boxers all the time.
Drinking/drunk headcanon: He probably got drunk at like…. 16/17? Because Billy lbr, and they just drank beers on the roof when everyone was asleep and maybe snuck in some tequila or something and also Billy helped him through his first hangover.
I think he’s the kind of guy who gets drunk and probably spouts off his very strong opinions on what dictates good film and which version of what horror movie was the best and which actor portrayed the killer better. Also he repeats himself a LOT.
Childhood headcanon: His family was always pretty well off and he moved into Billy’s mansion a few years back just because they were given it in the will. Billy probably barely knew them but he wanted to spite his immediate family or SOMEthing idk idk so he gave it to people he hadn’t even met. THAT or Spencer was just so enamored at the idea of BEING IN A GHOST MANSION. and Billy liked the not negative attention to his haunting and didn’t bother pestering the Wrights too much.
Sex headcanon: I FEEL LIKE HE’S A COMPLETE AND UTTER DORK but he like… is a fast learner and all of a sudden you’re just wowed by this absolute dweeb, but this is when he’s WAY OLDER it takes years of fumbling and movie references to get to this point omg
Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon: UM uhhhhh idk he lives in Billy’s house so. But like ok he probably had to gently move a bunch of Billy’s stuff to make room for his horror toys and stuff and this used to cause Billy FITS for a few months until Spencer found room for both his and Billy’s things.
Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on): him and billy are teenagers and they get high and i dunno make backyard movies and billy does the soundtrack
Cooking headcanon: eh i dunno if i have any, he’s just kinda normal???
Mood headcanon: he can be a very serious minded guy when he wants to be and plays the straight man to AN EXTENT but he’s also a huge baby nerd cracks goofy jokes and pulls little pranks and is just A HUGE DORK OK WHAT A NERD
Any other question of your choosing: who is basically Spencer? Jasper is basically Spencer.
spencer’s car bed is just so rad it takes him years past the acceptable age to get rid of it and he gets a slightly bigger bed and is like what??? is this??? so big. not a twin wow.
that does’t keep billy from just wrapping around him and just throwing his limbs all over spencer’s limbs.
so spencer is a little grateful for a bigger bed so he doesn’t fall off it like he used to when he went through a growth spurt and was all ready having trouble fitting on the bed w/o billy.
i also have a headcanon that billy just started to sleep in spencer’s bed one day because he misses how human body warmth feels like since he doesn’t give off any warmth so he just kinda latches onto Spencer who is practically a furnace
Put one character or ship and one of these symbols (or more) in my ask box, and I’ll let you know the following for that character/ship:
☾ : Sleep headcanon
☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon
☼ : Childhood headcanon
⋆ : Sex headcanon
☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)
♤ : Cooking headcanon
☻ : Mood headcanon
♒ : Any other question of your choosing
poison-parfait replied to your post: i can;t tell if my side blog is just like a fandom…
why don’t i haev this URL u fuckin punk
it is a fushigi mystery shhhhh
i was making a dick joke but that does sound good
meat dishes you say?? winkwonk
this chicken i made is so good, there is so much sauce and it has such a good mild spice and sweetness and like how the fuck did i get here oh my godddd this is so good i’m gonna….
if you love meat dishes just give me some weed i’ll make you the most amazing meat dish in your fucking life because all i fucking live for is marinating meat
but don’t expect the same meal twice i never remember what i did.
oh my god i am slow cook marinating chicken in roasted garlic teriyaki, soy sauce, more garlic, taiwanese chili sauce and sugar.
oh my god it’s so delicious ad i can’t wait to eat it. I need to remember this because i’m high af i’m never gonna remember how to make this again.
no but if you don’t think that alex and i are the perf billy and spencer then idek
nooo this post is CUte.